Anti - Osama Bin Laden Page
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
New World Tradeing Towers
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Afghanistan Weather Updates
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Batter Up
Dear Osama Ben Laden and Sadam Hussein, etc.
We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge
to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule
that there are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for the
first time. Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are
unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest
assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY. While we will admit that
you are off to an impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the
plate. By the way, we will be playing on your court now.
Batter up.
Sincerely,
The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|